How long could you survive after punching a bear in the balls?: excellent spoof of those inane quizzes.

How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?: this timeless question now has it’s own domain and survey.

How Many HTML Elements Can You Name in 5 Minutes?: I named 49. The only one I forgot that I commonly use was p. {via}

Do I Even Need to Explain This?: classic shot featuring the new R2-D2-styled mailbox.

Asshole Rating Self-Exam: I squeaked by with a 4, which means I’m almost but not quite an asshole. Neologism: assholish.

Stationery Movies: office supplies re-enact famous movie scenes. Boy are they hard to guess!

Philosophical Health Check: I got a 7% tension score, but only because I “contradicted” myself on questions 5 and 29. I read question 5 too quickly. So, in reality, I am contradiction-free—the benefits of an integrated philosophy.

Where Have I Seen That Guy?: quiz to see if you know Hollywood’s unheralded though recognizable character actors.

Name That Candy Bar: how many can you get right? I got three out of twelve!

Simpsons Movie Quiz: I got 12 of the 21. Pathetic.

Programming Language Inventor or Serial Killer? ‘Nuff said.

Do you think about taking over the world but aren’t sure how to go about it? Check out this evil plan generator. Also, you should probably take this quiz to make sure that you have what it takes.