80×40: a collaborative ASCII art canvas. Naturally, it quickly devolved. (Click the back arrow and you’ll see what I mean.)
Scarfolk Council: blog about a fictional dystopian town trapped in the 1970s. I don’t understand one bit, but it’s well done.
Happy IT Professionals Day: nicely-done video.
A Bad Lip Reading of the Republican Debate: whoa, that was hilarious.
Build A 300-Mile Wall Around SF During Burning Man: he’s really thought this through.
5 Quotes from Star Wars That are Total Lies: the one about “more powerful” from Kenobi has always bothered me.
Honest Names for Classic Childhood Games: so the “hide in Australia” strategy is well known? Crap.
10 Tricks to Appear Smart During Meetings: these are real gems.
There’s a Little-Known Craigslist Just for Rich People: the graphic design is about the same.
Jeff Dean Facts: love these!
Unfortunate Warning Signs: funny all around.
YOU HAD ONE JOB!: come on!
Rules for the New Monopoly Cat Token: new tokens strikes me as heresy, but luckily I still have my old set in good condition.
@AvoidComments: this is good advice.
1995 Pontiac Grand Am GT: it’s getting noticed but I doubt the people most impressed by this are in the market for a $700 busted Pontiac.
I am Molly Ringwald. AMA: sure to be a crowd pleaser!
A Show with Ze Frank: inspiring first episode.
Wondermark – The Cookie Pushers: this hits pretty close to home as the father of three Girl Scouts.
WTF QR CODES: funny.
Angry Birds: something about this just cracks me up.
Better Than Plumbing: come to think of it, why was Mario a plumber? There must be some backstory that I never got.
I think he nailed it: hah!
Sea Captain Date: my that’s niche-y.
This is What Happens When Your Dad’s a Graphic Designer: haha. My wife and I once co-opted George and Lorraine McFly’s backstory to explain how we met.
Urban Dictionary – get an inbox: very useful term.
Fuck You Yelper: amen!
8 Facts You Didnt Know About The Ice Cream Man: I did not know that.
“Literally Unbelievable”: this is great stuff.
Rejected Vacation Postcards: funny!
A Million Random Digits with 100,000 Normal Deviates: check out the reviews. Hilarious!
De-Motivational Posters for Freelancers: most of these would apply to just about anyone.
Truths for Mature Humans: funny.
The Hitler: enabling unit conversion of a different sort.
Future Man – The Bearer of Bad News: I guess that’s one way of looking at it.
Happy Friday the 13th!: was it his birthday? I guess I never really saw the movies.
What The Fuck Is My Social Media Strategy?: save some time.
chewy comission fur on fur: painting of Chewbacca riding a squirrel fighting Nazis. Enough said.
My Nature Documentary: speaking of Jack Handey…
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal“Economists are no longer allowed at boardgame night”: too true.
“Now I cut a hole in the box?”: well-played.
20 Weird and Goofy Facebomb Photoshops: these are surprisingly well done.
Urban Dictionary – Social Fruitfly: I’ve met quite a few of these in my time.
Kristen Stewart Emotional Chart: I know, Twilight hate is so passé but I can’t help myself.
Missing Missy: something about this brings me to tears laughing.
Brett Erlich on Twilight: also, they call it the wrong thing. Twilight bills itself as a vampire movie but they aren’t vampires, aside from the drinking blood and immortality aspects. Similarly, soccer is called football despite its ball being the wrong shape, its goal is on the ground rather than in the air, and its discouragement of tackling.
“Contra vs. tetris”: funny and clever.
That’s What Bea Said: I love this take on the meme!
TSA Logo Contest: it’s a great idea from Bruce Schneier, but it’d get a lot better results if he had posted it to Fark instead.
5 Star Wars Status Updates: hee hee!
How Programming Language Fanboys See Each Others’ Languages: hot on the heels of the operating system version.
Geek Gang Signs: I have to wonder how many people are flashing Erlang.
It Made My Day: finally, a crowd-sourced anecdote site that doesn’t make me sick to my stomach. IMMD.
Twoogie: oh yeah. Update Twitter à la Doogie Howser’s journal. It’s damn slow, though: are they running it on his 286?
John Scalzi’s Guide to the Most Epic FAILs in Star Wars Design: good points, all.
Obama is Literally Hitler: the parallels are uncanny.
Moot Point: not normally a fan of Pedo-Bear, but dang if it didn’t work this time.
Social Networking Bites Back: this has the ring of truth to my ears. That’s what we in the snark business call a “smooth move.”
How long is it going to take?: yeah, that sounds about right.
Status Updates Since My Mother Became My Facebook Friend: suffice it to say, there’s often layers to a good Twitter or Facebook status update.
Rare Photo of the 1940 Tour de France: hee hee!
E-Mails from an Asshole: is this Pranking 2.0? Guy replies to Craigslist ads with absurd earnestness. Luckily, they’re so over-the-top that I don’t see much harm in it.
3M Performance Plus 8979N Nuclear Grade 48-Millimeter-by-54.8-Meter Duct Tape, Slate Blue: more great Amazon reviews.
Cornify: make any site suitable for little girls to visit.
How Many 90 Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?: I can only take 12 so I’d better stay away from the bigger retirement homes.
Amazon.com – Uranium Ore: love the comments. Not sure about the actual product since it’s not eligible for Super Saver Shipping, sadly.
Bacolicio.us: based on the theory that every Web site can be improved by a big slice of bacon on it.
Ari Brouillette’s review of The Secret: it changed his life!