How To Get Your Picky Toddler To Finish All Of Their Foie Gras: I’ll have to try the tip about shaping it into a fleur-de-lis—that seems like a solid suggestion.

Epic NPC Man: funny Web series about the life of a supporting cast in a fictional RPG. {via}

Steve Inman: he’s an MMA commentator that can’t work due to COVID-19 restrictions so he passes the time by providing color on MMA-worthy “protest” videos. His “Ludacris Cam” segment of this Cone Guy is a particularly inspired choice. Is there a Twitter Emmy?

Smashed Mouths – All Star Deepfake Smashup: not perfect but pretty darn close. {via}

Landing on the Melbourne Citadel in Microsoft Flight Simulator: the backstory on this is someone mistakenly entered “212” into OpenStreetMap instead of “2” for the number of stories that a building in Melbourne, Australia had. Apparently, the information in OSM is used to generate maps and landmarks in Microsoft Flight Simulator, which just released a new version, and the monstrosity in this video was the result.

[UPDATE (8/21/2020): And the Washington Monument looks less accurate. Found an article with more examples.]

Danger Zone – X-Wing Tribute: this works surprisingly well. {via}

I Went to Hogwarts for Seven Years and Did Not Learn Math or Spelling, and Now I Can’t Get a Job: yes, the curriculum there lacks in many, many areas.

Lamest edit wars – Wikipedia: so much effort about so little. It’s a microcosm of Wikipedia, if you think about it. {via}

ZoomerBackgrounds: oh, these are perfect!

Soviet Soldiers Dancing: Twitter delights, at times.

Office Classics – Classical Art in Modern Settings: sometimes Reddit is just wonderful.

Incredibles Super-Home: *rolls eyes*.

; DROP TABLE “COMPANIES”;– LTD – Overview: classic joke, excellent IT consultancy name.

My hovercraft is full of eels in many languages: if you need this phrase, you’ll probably need it in multiple languages.

Heaps legit links: this is a funny idea, though no one will ever click on your URL even if it’s perfectly safe. For example, Google -> click.on.this.verylegit.link/pcspeedup=116crackedspeedu.sh.html.pdf.

1999 Toyota Corolla – Fine AF: I kind of want to buy it. (I owned its 1993 predecessor.)

How Star Wars The Last Jedi Should Have Ended: damn straight—a huge improvement. {via

How to ride a horse: this is helpful for a city slicker such as myself.

Hubble just spotted something massive coming out of Uranus: and the news continues. {via}

Off the Wall Response to Rebecca Bright: Mike Rowe is an impressive man and Ms. Bright is the quintessential leftist.

Every Joke from ‘Airplane!’ Ranked: my kind of research!

Minister Pours Cold Water on ‘Boaty McBoatface’ Plan: if they think that that ship will not forever be known by that name, they’re dead wrong.

An Important Message from Postmodern Jukebox: my favorite band is breaking up. So sad.

Frinkiac: wow. This is a very well done Simpsons quote search engine.

NFL 2016 – Part One: these are always funny.

80×40: a collaborative ASCII art canvas. Naturally, it quickly devolved. (Click the back arrow and you’ll see what I mean.)

“Michael Dell”: that Conan. {via}

Scarfolk Council: blog about a fictional dystopian town trapped in the 1970s. I don’t understand one bit, but it’s well done.

Squatty Potty: uh. Their marketing video doesn’t help.

Happy IT Professionals Day: nicely-done video.

Currant Events: a blog dedicated to the goings-on of a MSNBC show’s plate of pastries. There’s also a Twitter account.

A Bad Lip Reading of the Republican Debate: whoa, that was hilarious.

Donald Trump, Through the Ages: very well done. {via}

Build A 300-Mile Wall Around SF During Burning Man: he’s really thought this through.

5 Quotes from Star Wars That are Total Lies: the one about “more powerful” from Kenobi has always bothered me.

He Man – What’s Going On: bizarre yet it works somehow. {via}

Honest Names for Classic Childhood Games: so the “hide in Australia” strategy is well known? Crap.

I am better than your kids: these kids’ll never get better without honest feedback.

[UPDATE: Pulled out to its own domain.]

10 Tricks to Appear Smart During Meetings: these are real gems.

There’s a Little-Known Craigslist Just for Rich People: the graphic design is about the same.

Twitter – “To find out your dolphin name, lick your finger tips and rub a balloon.”: funny.

10 Tricks to Appear Smart During Meetings: so true.

Jeff Dean Facts: love these!

Unfortunate Warning Signs: funny all around.

fartscroll.js: this is exactly what The Onion‘s open-source contribution would look like. Oh, and they got one of the best pull requests I’ve come across. [UPDATE: Someone made a Chrome extension.]

YOU HAD ONE JOB!: come on!

Rules for the New Monopoly Cat Token: new tokens strikes me as heresy, but luckily I still have my old set in good condition.

Leader of international religion: funny, but it looks like they’re doing some headhunting as well.

@AvoidComments: this is good advice.

1995 Pontiac Grand Am GT: it’s getting noticed but I doubt the people most impressed by this are in the market for a $700 busted Pontiac.

I am Molly Ringwald. AMA: sure to be a crowd pleaser!

A Show with Ze Frank: inspiring first episode.

Wondermark – The Cookie Pushers: this hits pretty close to home as the father of three Girl Scouts.

WTF QR CODES: funny.

Angry Birds: something about this just cracks me up.

Comic Sans Project: who doesn’t love a little Comic Sans? {via}

Better Than Plumbing: come to think of it, why was Mario a plumber? There must be some backstory that I never got.

I think he nailed it: hah!

Sea Captain Date: my that’s niche-y.

This is What Happens When Your Dad’s a Graphic Designer: haha. My wife and I once co-opted George and Lorraine McFly’s backstory to explain how we met.

Wolf Urine Lure: read the one entitled “One for the cellar.” Also, enjoy the reviews for fresh whole rabbit and the Luke Skywalker Ceremonial Jacket.

New Apple CEO Tim Cook: I’m Thinking Printers: too soon.

Urban Dictionary – get an inbox: very useful term.

Hangman’s Rope: read the reviews. Also, if you search for “noose” on Amazon, you get another way to kill yourself.

Fuck You Yelper: amen!

8 Facts You Didnt Know About The Ice Cream Man: I did not know that.

“Literally Unbelievable”: this is great stuff.

Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says: excellent satire. {via]

Thanks Apple for Killing Osama: clever.

[UPDATE: More humor. And you’ve got to love the reviews of the compound where he was living. Terrorists, you ain’t winning.]

Rejected Vacation Postcards: funny!

A Million Random Digits with 100,000 Normal Deviates: check out the reviews. Hilarious!

De-Motivational Posters for Freelancers: most of these would apply to just about anyone.

Truths for Mature Humans: funny.

The Hitler: enabling unit conversion of a different sort.

Future Man – The Bearer of Bad News: I guess that’s one way of looking at it.

The Trustworthiness of Beards: one man’s opinion. {via}

Happy Friday the 13th!: was it his birthday? I guess I never really saw the movies.

AbeBooks Weird Book Room: it certainly lives up to its billing. {via}

What The Fuck Is My Social Media Strategy?: save some time.

chewy comission fur on fur: painting of Chewbacca riding a squirrel fighting Nazis. Enough said.

My Nature Documentary: speaking of Jack Handey…

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal“Economists are no longer allowed at boardgame night”: too true.

Awkward Stock Photos: I can’t see using those in a design. {via}

“Now I cut a hole in the box?”: well-played.

20 Weird and Goofy Facebomb Photoshops: these are surprisingly well done.

Ten-Second Tales: Francesco Marciuliano’s (of Medium Large fame) new project. Hilarious and well worth following.

Urban Dictionary – Social Fruitfly: I’ve met quite a few of these in my time.

Kristen Stewart Emotional Chart: I know, Twilight hate is so passé but I can’t help myself.

“Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters”: I bet that made some editor’s week. {via}

Missing Missy: something about this brings me to tears laughing.

Brett Erlich on Twilight: also, they call it the wrong thing. Twilight bills itself as a vampire movie but they aren’t vampires, aside from the drinking blood and immortality aspects. Similarly, soccer is called football despite its ball being the wrong shape, its goal is on the ground rather than in the air, and its discouragement of tackling.

“Contra vs. tetris”: funny and clever.

That’s What Bea Said: I love this take on the meme!

TSA Logo Contest: it’s a great idea from Bruce Schneier, but it’d get a lot better results if he had posted it to Fark instead.

5 Star Wars Status Updates: hee hee!

How Programming Language Fanboys See Each Others’ Languages: hot on the heels of the operating system version.

Way Too Much: the dangers of overcompensation by mythical dental sprites. {via}

Geek Gang Signs: I have to wonder how many people are flashing Erlang.

My First Dictionary: twisted take on a child’s dictionary. Also: hilarious! {via}

Laptop Steering Wheel Desk: love the user-submitted photographs and the reviews. {via}