Whiner Jerkins All Hands 10/13/08: funny VC Powerpoint parody.

Leek Spin: yeah, I don’t get people. I really don’t.

Unicode Snowman for You: one character at 4000% font size. Nice.

6 Baffling Mistakes Every Movie Criminal Makes: Cracked has some really good list entries. Favorite quote: “Cool criminal genius Hans Gruber wants to commit a robbery. He comes up with a simple plan that involves committing several dozen counts of kidnapping, several acts of murder, firing missiles at police cars and blowing up an entire skyscraper.”

Bloody Hell: heh.

“Ah, thit.”: described by the missus as “the funniest one she’s seen and that’s not saying a lot.”

Wrong Cards: offbeat e-cards for every occasion. Kind of funny.

Do spammers get spam?: they don’t like it any better than we do. It’d be a shame if they got more instead of less. {via}

Google Pirate: joins Klingon, Swedish Chef, hacker, and Elmer Fudd translations.

Old-School Pie Chart: yum!

ROFLrazzi: celebrity captioned photos in the style of LOLcats.

Stay At Home Dad: he gets high on baby hugs.

“Hey, Where Did All My Stuff Go?”: it’s hard being a mummified pharaoh.

The Internet Overdose Song: moderately amusing.

Books I Meant to Read This Summer: my favorite is You’ll Never Be Famous, You’ll Never Be Rich, You’ll Never Have That Threesome: A Man’s Guide to Facing Facts.

Things to Say During Sex Flowchart: this is very useful, though I think you should probably memorize some of its contents rather than referring to it during the act. {via}

LOL Olympics: I could not get tired of this meme.

LOLJohnMcCain: this is really good stuff. It’s not particularly incisive in its skewering, but come on.

For a Good Time: heheh, maybe I’ll try that next time I see a phone number in the stall. I always figured it was something else.

Humorous Military Photos: these are hilarious!

Calvin and Jobs: hilarious parody of Calvin and Hobbes. I’d say better than the original, which was a steaming pile of turd.

Bowser’s Minions: addresses all the underlying arbitrariness of the Super Mario Brothers franchise. The ending really ties it all together. {via}

A to Z of Software Methodologies: I especially like the second KDD. It seems like it’d work perfectly in jail.

Motivated Photos: this is a great site.

Fake Twitter Status: now that’s some choice parody right there. {via}

Baby’s First Internet: “To be an expert’s no great tax: Write common sense and call it ‘hacks.’” Indeed.

Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog: new Web series by Joss Whedon starring Neil Patrick Harris and Nathan Fillion. My four-year-old still talks about Captain Hammer, in fact.

Star Wars Ren: that is some serious Photoshop skills on display. The contest is to take famous art and give it a Star Wars taint. {via}

3D Fail Whale: I like it. {via}

Bottomless Commie Jokes: I love Soviet humor. My old Soviet history professor had an entire lecture devoted to it.

The Adventures of LOLBat: hilarious! {via}

“New Flavors for Addresses on the Web Are on the Way”: so some lucky person’s going to finally be able to register clownpenis.fart.

[UPDATE: Thinking about it a little more, this raises typosquatting to new heights. The real lucky person is the one who gets the registry privilege for the "cmo" TLD. He or she can churn out DNS records for google.cmo, yahoo.cmo, etc. and just place ads galore.]

International Association of Time Travelers - Members’ Forum: I saw this months ago but I didn’t really read it. Today I finally read it and laughed out loud.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - The Abridged Script: that would have been a shorter and more honest movie had they made it. {via}

RAS Syndrome: the people who get bugged by RAS bug me; they’re also the people who are quick to point out that dictionaries are descriptive not prescriptive, so you’d think they were familiar with the changing face of language. Also nice in the entry: coinage of PCS AKA “jumping the gun” or “RTFA.”

Holy crap, we forgot to announce the new MacBooks!: Fake Steve Jobs has been on quite a hilarious tear lately.

The Onion - “Liberty City Police Face Allegations Of Incompetence, Brutality”: “… more than 830,000 civilians have been murdered ….” That and SNL’s recent sketch really make me want the game.

Guide to New York Jargon: I love neologisms and this article’s chock-a-block with them.

Om Nom Nom Nom: mmmm, things. {via}

Gummy Bear Anatomy: I just had some last night and I never would have guessed that there were bones in it. {via}

“I had friends on that deathstar”: Stormtroopers have feelings too, I guess.

Social Networking Wars: ooo, I love it! I especially like how they depicted Friendster. {via}

The League of Public Domain Properties: funny.

“Journal of a New COBRA Recruit”: hilarious stuff. Followed later by the similarly funny “Journal of a Seasoned COBRA Veteran”. {via}

Journal of Cartoon Over-analyzations: I love the concept, especially this examination of the Cobra paradox. {via}

LOLcat Bible: looks like someone went out and created a Wiki version of this picture.

SNL “McCain in One”: he’s got the “oldness.”

Things Younger Than John McCain: he’s so … old. {via}

Conan’s Version of Grand Theft Auto: “I’m just trying to get sheets.” {via}

Porn for the Blind: it’s just not the same. [NSFW] {via}

Google Blogoscoped: best April Fool’s Day joke that I’ve seen this year! They know their audience, that’s for sure.

Virgle: Google’s April Fool’s entry. Feels a little phoned in. Sorry.

Improv Everywhere: retro Wordpress, today only.

UK YouTube: click on one of the Featured Videos. April Fool’s! Wife: “why does that bring you such joy?” Me: “I don’t know, but it sure does.” Wife: “that is more funny to me than anything else”

Eighty-Five Ways to Decorate Your House for Christmas: oh boy, that’s rich!

Los Angeles Times Interview with Rick Astley: I’m with a commenter, every link in there should have been a Rick Roll. {via}

The Wikroll: saying that you’re linking to Rick Astley’s video only it turns out that it goes to a Wikipedia entry. Gotcha!

Chuck Norris - Google Search: I’m a sucker for a Chuck Norris joke. {via}

Not Always Right: tales of woe in customer service from the customer service provider’s perspective. They are unbelievable.

Bush Endorses McCain: sadly, there’s very little difference among any of the candidates.

Physics Limericks: quite the collection. Reminds me of the only science-related limerick I know (told to me by my high school chemistry teacher, Mr. Rickard):

Little Johnny took a drink.
Little Johhny is no more.
For what he thought was H₂O
Was H₂SO₄.

The Meme Obfuscation Machine: I just whipped this up. It’s an easy way to mask a meme or prank. And I think the only cost for me is domain registration since it uses very little bandwidth.

Mucho LOL: sometimes you’ve just got to laugh out loud. {via}

“Why on earth are those cats talking like that?”: I love the idea that there’s a backlash in the feline community about LOLcat speak.

Daring Furball: Daring Fireball automatically translated into LOLcat speak. Fantastic work!

Garfield Minus Garfield: if they’d removed Jon too, then you’d have something. {via}

Stuff White People Like: the comments are perhaps funnier than the entries.

Ill-Advised Business Names: some are grin-worthy. {via}

Zomcon: fun site for a fun movie, Fido.

Obersalzberg: cracked me up.

Single Serving Sites: I, too, am a fan of the genre.

The History of LOLCats: I’ve seen some dispute as to the origins. {via}

I Love Blocks: when you can’t afford the real thing, I guess planting the idea in the viewer’s mind is the next best option. {via}

Funny But No: rejected Valentines from Shoebox Greetings. {via}

Thank You for Being a Friend: Golden Girls-themed Valentine’s Day cards. A little late there, Baldwin. Coulda used those yesterday.

Nice tweet: “_LOST_ video game should involve Ben shooting you, inexplicably regaining your trust, then repeatedly shooting you again. Forever.” First time I used the favorite star.

HEMA: I don’t think the page is rendering quite right.

Late Night Underground: the writers of Late Night with Conan O’Brien have a site. Sorry, but I don’t watch late night TV so this is news to me.

You Suck at Photoshop: hilarious Photoshop tutorials on YouTube using a specific theme.

2 Girls 1 Cup Tribute Song Video: excellent work about the “2 Girls 1 Cup” eye Draino.

Feltron 2007 Annual Report: I was going to link to it last week, but it was getting pounded and so I couldn’t open it. It’s like Trixie Update all done growed up. {via}

Craigslist - “To the Crazy-bat-shit-lady who picked up the free fridge”: ah yes, the perils of Craigslist. I’ve given away a refrigerator on Craigslist and this pretty much mirrors my experience.

AAAAAAAAA!: surprisingly informative. Yet another article that you’ll never see in Encyclopedia Britannica! {via

As Seen on TV - The 10 Most Laughably Misleading Ads: wait, Cracked? They’re still around?

ASDF: I can see someone’s not a fan of XKCD.

Nice Parking, Dude: a cathartic way of releasing your aggression or class envy, apparently.

Glamour Mug Shots: my what a difference! Ironic Sans is a consistently great blog.