1995 Pontiac Grand Am GT: it’s getting noticed but I doubt the people most impressed by this are in the market for a $700 busted Pontiac.

I am Molly Ringwald. AMA: sure to be a crowd pleaser!

A Show with Ze Frank: inspiring first episode.

Wondermark – The Cookie Pushers: this hits pretty close to home as the father of three Girl Scouts.

WTF QR CODES: funny.

Angry Birds: something about this just cracks me up.

Comic Sans Project: who doesn’t love a little Comic Sans? {via}

Better Than Plumbing: come to think of it, why was Mario a plumber? There must be some backstory that I never got.

I think he nailed it: hah!

Sea Captain Date: my that’s niche-y.

This is What Happens When Your Dad’s a Graphic Designer: haha. My wife and I once co-opted George and Lorraine McFly’s backstory to explain how we met.

Wolf Urine Lure: read the one entitled “One for the cellar.” Also, enjoy the reviews for fresh whole rabbit and the Luke Skywalker Ceremonial Jacket.

New Apple CEO Tim Cook: I’m Thinking Printers: too soon.

Urban Dictionary – get an inbox: very useful term.

Hangman’s Rope: read the reviews. Also, if you search for “noose” on Amazon, you get another way to kill yourself.

Fuck You Yelper: amen!

8 Facts You Didnt Know About The Ice Cream Man: I did not know that.

“Literally Unbelievable”: this is great stuff.

Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says: excellent satire. {via]

Thanks Apple for Killing Osama: clever.

[UPDATE: More humor. And you've got to love the reviews of the compound where he was living. Terrorists, you ain't winning.]

Rejected Vacation Postcards: funny!

A Million Random Digits with 100,000 Normal Deviates: check out the reviews. Hilarious!

De-Motivational Posters for Freelancers: most of these would apply to just about anyone.

Truths for Mature Humans: funny.

The Hitler: enabling unit conversion of a different sort.

Future Man – The Bearer of Bad News: I guess that’s one way of looking at it.

The Trustworthiness of Beards: one man’s opinion. {via}

Happy Friday the 13th!: was it his birthday? I guess I never really saw the movies.

AbeBooks Weird Book Room: it certainly lives up to its billing. {via}

What The Fuck Is My Social Media Strategy?: save some time.

chewy comission fur on fur: painting of Chewbacca riding a squirrel fighting Nazis. Enough said.

My Nature Documentary: speaking of Jack Handey…

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal“Economists are no longer allowed at boardgame night”: too true.

Awkward Stock Photos: I can’t see using those in a design. {via}

“Now I cut a hole in the box?”: well-played.

20 Weird and Goofy Facebomb Photoshops: these are surprisingly well done.

Ten-Second Tales: Francesco Marciuliano’s (of Medium Large fame) new project. Hilarious and well worth following.

Urban Dictionary – Social Fruitfly: I’ve met quite a few of these in my time.

Kristen Stewart Emotional Chart: I know, Twilight hate is so passé but I can’t help myself.

“Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters”: I bet that made some editor’s week. {via}

Missing Missy: something about this brings me to tears laughing.

Brett Erlich on Twilight: also, they call it the wrong thing. Twilight bills itself as a vampire movie but they aren’t vampires, aside from the drinking blood and immortality aspects. Similarly, soccer is called football despite its ball being the wrong shape, its goal is on the ground rather than in the air, and its discouragement of tackling.

“Contra vs. tetris”: funny and clever.

That’s What Bea Said: I love this take on the meme!

TSA Logo Contest: it’s a great idea from Bruce Schneier, but it’d get a lot better results if he had posted it to Fark instead.

5 Star Wars Status Updates: hee hee!

How Programming Language Fanboys See Each Others’ Languages: hot on the heels of the operating system version.

Way Too Much: the dangers of overcompensation by mythical dental sprites. {via}

Geek Gang Signs: I have to wonder how many people are flashing Erlang.

My First Dictionary: twisted take on a child’s dictionary. Also: hilarious! {via}

Laptop Steering Wheel Desk: love the user-submitted photographs and the reviews. {via}

It Made My Day: finally, a crowd-sourced anecdote site that doesn’t make me sick to my stomach. IMMD.

Twoogie: oh yeah. Update Twitter à la Doogie Howser’s journal. It’s damn slow, though: are they running it on his 286?

John Scalzi’s Guide to the Most Epic FAILs in Star Wars Design: good points, all.

Obama is Literally Hitler: the parallels are uncanny.

Moot Point: not normally a fan of Pedo-Bear, but dang if it didn’t work this time.

Social Networking Bites Back: this has the ring of truth to my ears. That’s what we in the snark business call a “smooth move.”

How long is it going to take?: yeah, that sounds about right.

Status Updates Since My Mother Became My Facebook Friend: suffice it to say, there’s often layers to a good Twitter or Facebook status update.

Things I Learn from My Patient: “Never, ever leave flashlights, shampoo bottles, beer bottles or any long, circular object on the floor because someday you will fall on it and it will somehow, work its way up your rectum.” {via}

Rare Photo of the 1940 Tour de France: hee hee!

The Onion: their sense of humor has survived the sale to the Chinese, even if there is a certain anti-American tinge lately.

E-Mails from an Asshole: is this Pranking 2.0? Guy replies to Craigslist ads with absurd earnestness. Luckily, they’re so over-the-top that I don’t see much harm in it.

Helen Keller Simulator: you need to make it full screen for best results. There’s also a copycat out there.

3M Performance Plus 8979N Nuclear Grade 48-Millimeter-by-54.8-Meter Duct Tape, Slate Blue: more great Amazon reviews.

Яolcats: once again the Internet proves the maxim “just when you think a meme is dead, someone resuscitates it.” {via}

Cornify: make any site suitable for little girls to visit.

How Many 90 Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?: I can only take 12 so I’d better stay away from the bigger retirement homes.

Amazon.com – Uranium Ore: love the comments. Not sure about the actual product since it’s not eligible for Super Saver Shipping, sadly.

Bacolicio.us: based on the theory that every Web site can be improved by a big slice of bacon on it.

All Work and No Play Makes Jack a Dull Boy: 80 pages only? I dunno. {via}

The 2007-2012 Outlook for Public Building Stacking Chairs Excluding Bar, Bowling Center, Cafeteria, Library, Restaurant, and School Stacking Chairs in India: including this great review by the inimitable Ari Brouillette.

Ari Brouillette’s review of The Secret: it changed his life!

People Who Deserve It: I’m sympathetic. Related: People Getting Punched Right Before Eating.

“Can a Jedi lightsaber cut through Superman?”: short answer yes with an if, long answer no with a but. {via}

Let Me Google That For You: a pedant’s dream. I predict that this will be big on the forums. {via}

Awkward Rap: well-produced rap about life’s little discomfiting times. I’m finally going back through College Humor’s Original Videos section and there are some real gems there.

Whiner Jerkins All Hands 10/13/08: funny VC Powerpoint parody.

Leek Spin: yeah, I don’t get people. I really don’t.

Unicode Snowman for You: one character at 4000% font size. Nice.

6 Baffling Mistakes Every Movie Criminal Makes: Cracked has some really good list entries. Favorite quote: “Cool criminal genius Hans Gruber wants to commit a robbery. He comes up with a simple plan that involves committing several dozen counts of kidnapping, several acts of murder, firing missiles at police cars and blowing up an entire skyscraper.”

Bloody Hell: heh.

“Ah, thit.”: described by the missus as “the funniest one she’s seen and that’s not saying a lot.”

Wrong Cards: offbeat e-cards for every occasion. Kind of funny.

Do spammers get spam?: they don’t like it any better than we do. It’d be a shame if they got more instead of less. {via}

Google Pirate: joins Klingon, Swedish Chef, hacker, and Elmer Fudd translations.

Old-School Pie Chart: yum!

ROFLrazzi: celebrity captioned photos in the style of LOLcats.

Stay At Home Dad: he gets high on baby hugs.

“Hey, Where Did All My Stuff Go?”: it’s hard being a mummified pharaoh.

The Internet Overdose Song: moderately amusing.

Books I Meant to Read This Summer: my favorite is You’ll Never Be Famous, You’ll Never Be Rich, You’ll Never Have That Threesome: A Man’s Guide to Facing Facts.

Things to Say During Sex Flowchart: this is very useful, though I think you should probably memorize some of its contents rather than referring to it during the act. {via}

LOL Olympics: I could not get tired of this meme.

LOLJohnMcCain: this is really good stuff. It’s not particularly incisive in its skewering, but come on.

For a Good Time: heheh, maybe I’ll try that next time I see a phone number in the stall. I always figured it was something else.

Humorous Military Photos: these are hilarious!

Calvin and Jobs: hilarious parody of Calvin and Hobbes. I’d say better than the original, which was a steaming pile of turd.

Bowser’s Minions: addresses all the underlying arbitrariness of the Super Mario Brothers franchise. The ending really ties it all together. {via}

A to Z of Software Methodologies: I especially like the second KDD. It seems like it’d work perfectly in jail.