Petition to Shut Down PetitionOnline.com: I signed it. I always thought that that was a stupid service. {via}

End “Beg the Question” Abuse: finally a cause I can stand behind. People: it does not mean “raises the question.” Oh, and verbiage does not mean “wording.” It’s unnecessary verbosity or puffery. {via}

Stop Ashlee Simpson: I think she’d listen more to low album sales, low ticket sales, and increased booing. I do, however, support the sentiment.

Petition for Kirsten Dunst and Jake Gyllenhaal to Make a Sex Tape: heheh, good luck with that.