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4/30/2004

Man in wedding dress: making the rounds.

4/27/2004

Interesting article about serial killer Ed Gein, the deranged psychopath who inspired Psycho, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and The Silence of the Lambs. Note: the article contains the grisly—and grisly doesn’t aptly describe them—details of his doings.

4/22/2004

How to take dirty pictures without getting naked: cool!

This is a vile, disgusting cake.

4/21/2004

Khan!: you have to assume that the proprietor of Khaaan.com has excess bandwidth, server space, or—hopefully—a co-lo. To think that someone might be paying $9.95/month for that domain is disturbing.

4/20/2004

The Sandwich Club: just make sure you wash your hands first, people.

4/18/2004

The Writing’s on the Stall: view the ephemera without all the fecal matter.

4/17/2004

DVD Easter Eggs: when special features just aren’t enough.

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Want to protest our dependence on oil and blah blah blah but you’re too busy being naked or bicycling? Boy howdy is it your lucky day! Participate in the World Naked Bike Ride and make your voice heard in the most ineffectual manner possible.

First the Olson twins and now fictional character Hermione Granger. It’s a weird world wide web out there.

The Trailer Trash: like Mystery Science Theater 3000, but for movie trailers. Cool!

4/16/2004

Toyota Concept Cars: there’s some sweet rides here.

Play Karl Rove or Dick Cheney and make George W. Bush say what you want at George-Says.com.

4/13/2004

With a domain name like SkateboardingBulldog.com, what else would you expect?

4/8/2004

If you need your clothes larger than normal, you might also need other sundries larger, too.

Here’s the latest from the PETA-Ain’t-Gonna-Like-That department, a British ad from Ford.

Whatever your thoughts are about piercings, tattoos, and other such dermal manipulations—I think they’re all ludicrous and unappealing— you’ve got to think that this is a little much. And by a little much, I mean a whole freaking lot much.

4/7/2004

Having witnessed the procedure twice, I’d have to say, “Thank God for our American medical system!”

What’s Jerry been up to lately? Some cool commercials.

Out of horror sometimes comes some humor.

Just in time for Easter, I see Jesus. Sometimes Jesus appears in the oddest ways.

Psst, buddy, there are many ways of solving your problem. Six years of hell, dear lord!

4/6/2004

What’s worse: the French appeasers or Americans who appease the French appeasers?

4/3/2004

Action Comics No. 1: what a great use of the Web.

Brief safe: the skid mark signifies safety.

Bohemian Rhapsody as performed by MegaMan 7 characters: enh, something to watch.