What kind of person buys and wears these really weird-ass charms? It’s rhetorical, by the way.
[UPDATE: Sandi sent me another one of a potato and wondered, “How do you even explain what this is on your charm bracelet?” Excellent point. It’s your secret potato buddy.
Oh and she also pointed out that the spud charm is out of stock, possibly indicating that there are people walking this Earth right now wearing what appears to be a piece of poop on a bracelet. Worry. Worry hard.]