YOU’RE OF COURSE FAMILIAR WITH THE DRAFT WESLEY CLARK WEB SITE OUT THERE IN WHICH GENERAL WESLEY CLARK OSTENSIBLY WAS COMPELLED TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT. THERE’S A NEW FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH—EVEN THOUGH HE HASN’T ANNOUNCED YET: DRAFT WESLEY CRUSHER. THIS TIME HE’LL GIVE THE ORDERS AROUND HERE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
[NOTE: THIS ENTRY IS IN HONOR OF INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY. YOU DID BAKE A CAKE OR SOMETHING, DIDN’T YOU?]