If you dread Valentine’s Day and want something amusing to cheer you up, check out Despair Inc.‘s new new line of anti-Valentine’s Day heart candies called BitterSweets. You’ll get messages like “See Other People,” “I Need Space, Money,” and “I Deserve Better.” Hilarious stuff from a hilarious company—they also make parodies (called Demotivators) of those motivational posters that everyone hates.