12/6/2001

Looks like CNN stole my idea of suggesting wacky holiday gifts. One gift that apparently didn’t make CNN’s cut is the Turd Twister, a device that is best described as the fecal equivalent to the Play-Doh Fun Factory or the Ronco Pasta Maker. It comes with some templates and more are available.My first thought was that this was a joke (I mean they advertise its E-Z Sphincter Lok as if it were a wondrous innovation), but I’ve come to realize that this might be one of those gag gifts that you sincerely hope no one ever actually uses.I promise to make tomorrow’s entry more educational and mature. Really.