11/14/2001

For those of you not familiar with the Teletubbies, they are a group of bloated, primary-colored giggling humanoids imported from England with televisions in their bellies and variously-shaped antennae on their heads. Some speculate that they are the mutations resulting from a future nuclear holocaust while others just really enjoy them.In case you hadn’t guessed, I am not among the fans. If hearing “Time for Teletubbies! Time for Teletubbies!” or “Again, again!” makes you want to grab a gun and blow out your TV like Elvis, then go to the Teletubbies Shooting Gallery and blast away. It requires Flash and you might not want to visit it with your house’s Teletubbies fans watching.