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5 Quotes from Star Wars That are Total Lies: the one about “more powerful” from Kenobi has always bothered me.


MovieBob Reviews Pixels: super vulgar review, but does a convincing job of skewering the movie. {via}

10 “Seinfeld” episodes that are racist and sexist in retrospect: an article about nothing. {via}


Web Design – The First 100 Years: this feels important in a way that I can’t quite elaborate. Same as this conversation.

The University of Michigan opened an ultra-realistic testing site for futuristic cars: this is so cool and I hope it actually helps with the development of self-driving cars. (I fear that it’s not “real world” enough.) It seems like Detroit could’ve provided a much larger, more realistic setting for a lot less. {via}


A Brief History of Everything: I’m not a fan of deGrasse Tyson, but this is quite well done and fairly easy to understand.

I want this when I die: it’s all about leaving a legacy for future generations to benefit from. I hope I can be this crotchety someday.

Produce Shoplifters: very funny and then guffaws at the end. (Fixed the title, which was less than descriptive.)


Velazquez v. City of Long Beach: Circuit Court decision provides a valuable piece of information (in footnote on last page of decision). Don’t express gratitude or temporal-based salutations in the courtroom of Rhode Island District Court Judge Smith. {via}

Steve Jobs Insult Response: handled beautifully with a hard-won lesson delivered. (I’m sure many of the Apple employees in the room who knew Jobs were expecting his trademark fury. Bonus lesson: you don’t melt down on your customers.) {via}

Nobel Memorial Prize in Economic Sciences: I figured that it wasn’t part of Alfred Nobel’s original scheme, but I didn’t know that its money came from the Swedish Central Bank. Also, that Fredrich Hayek protested his award: “The Nobel Prize confers on an individual an authority which in economics no man ought to possess…. This does not matter in the natural sciences. Here the influence exercised by an individual is chiefly an influence on his fellow experts; and they will soon cut him down to size if he exceeds his competence. But the influence of the economist that mainly matters is an influence over laymen: politicians, journalists, civil servants and the public generally.” {via}


Green Dawn: sub-reddit for photos of army men in public places. Of course it exists. {via}

Bloom County 2015: I am thrilled to be reading it again. I just wish it wasn’t through Facebook, which makes it harder to follow along.


Wikipedian in Residence for Gender Equity: why is tuition so expensive? {via}

Glennz Tees: there are some real gems in here.

Surprising Applications of the Magnus Effect: surprising, indeed. More about the rotor ship, which is fascinating.

Comic Con the Musical: Whitney Avalon is amazing! Check out her Princess Rap Battles after this one.

Cup of Brown Joy: tea-themed rap that’s part of something called “chap-hop,” which apparently exists. Another example is “Just Like a Chap”. {via}


He Man – What’s Going On: bizarre yet it works somehow. {via}

MINI Basketball Fail: important life lesson: don’t gloat until you’re out of range.


Epic Caroling: this is why I love Improv Everywhere: it’s an uplifting prank.


Every Frame a Painting – How to Do Action Comedy: I appreciate the effort Jackie Chan puts into his movies, but this video emphasizes and revels in it.

ASCIIcam: this is really slick.


A Tale of Momentum & Inertia: this is a well-done animated short about ingratitude.


All About That Baste: well-done, Thanksgiving-themed parody.


UNION 2014 – AoTY Video: very funny, but it’s probably not far from the effective truth.


Star Wars as History: clever mashup with WWII photos.


You Know How This Experiment Ends, But You Should Watch It Anyway: classic science in a modern setting.


The NoPhone: did it make its funding goals? Of course it did.


Weird Phenomena (with Explanations): nature’s pretty strange, I’ve got to say.


The Dancing Traffic Light: this is an amazing installation. I just wish it were standard issue.


Honest Names for Classic Childhood Games: so the “hide in Australia” strategy is well known? Crap.


Clever trick will safeguard Apple Watch from thieves: read the comments. “Great, now thieves will cut off people’s arms.” *rolls eyes* Love this response: “I can just imagine someone at Walmart trying to pay using the watch attached to a severed arm they brought in a plastic bag. No problem, have a nice day sir….”


Conan Visits The American Girl Store: hilarious!


Jack the Ripper unmasked: what a wanker (literally).


Buttolph Collection of Menus: they’ve digitized over 17,000 menus ranging from the 1840s to today. The navigation is pretty flaky but here is breakfast, lunch, and dinner from an 1899 Fred Harvey dining car.

Toasted Selfies: your image on toast. I like it, but I’d be surprised if it came out as well as it appears to. This, however, seems like a toaster innovation that I could get behind.


iPhone ATM PIN code hack- HOW TO PREVENT: this seems like a useful technique for non-theft purposes, but it’s troubling how aware you must always be nowadays.


On the Roofs: holy, holy crap. Someday, these will be the evidence for a posthumous Darwin Award.


Ice Bucket Challenge – Dry Ice Version: I think the challenge itself is profoundly dumb (but whatever floats your boat) but this is a fun take on it.

[UPDATE (8/22/2014): Bob Parsons’ video is definitely my favorite so far.]


“Oops!!” comes to Downton …: I can totally see how this might happen. Can you spot the goof? There’s a plastic water bottle on the mantle.


How Does Google Work?: pretty sweet overview of how complex the effort to produce the results for a Google search.


Oak Island Money Pit: I’ve covered this before, but it’s worth this re-hashing. Let’s just say that there is something down there and it’s pirate treasure: how were the pirates supposed to retrieve it?! The idea of caching your loot seems fine, but at some point you’d want to get at it again, right? On the other hand, why would anyone go through all that trouble otherwise?


I am better than your kids: these kids’ll never get better without honest feedback.

[UPDATE: Pulled out to its own domain.]


The Beach Vault: brilliant. This is one of the many, many reasons I hate going to the beach.


Sentinelese people: residents of North Sentinel Island of whom very little is known. The number of contacts over the last two hundred years can be counted on two hands, maybe.


Mary Poppins Quits – The Rebuttal w/ Remy: just about as funny as the original.


10 Tricks to Appear Smart During Meetings: these are real gems.


Apple – MacBook Air – TV Ad – Stickers: I love this ad.


UroClub: what the holy hell. “Created by a Board Certified Urologist?” Why is that relevant?!


There’s a Little-Known Craigslist Just for Rich People: the graphic design is about the same.

Artists vs TMNT – Epic Rap Battles of History Season 3 Finale: it’s a doozy of a season finale.

“Weird Al” Yankovic – Word Crimes: oh yeah! New stuff from his new album Mandatory Fun.


4 Wi-Fi Tips from Former Apple Wi-Fi Engineer: just in time as I try to solve my own Wi-Fi issues.

“If We Won” with Newcastle Brown Ale: this is one of the few pre-video ads on YouTube that I’ve actually watched all the way through.


Coolest Cooler: this is pretty slick but I can’t see spending $299 to own one. I think there are a couple features that other cooler manufacturers will readily copy, which I look forward to.

BMW M4 – “Ultimate Racetrack”: don’t try this at home. Professional driver on closed track.

Twitter – “To find out your dolphin name, lick your finger tips and rub a balloon.”: funny.


What should I watch out for when fighting a chimpanzee?: HOLY FUCK!

First Moon Party: absolutely hilarious


This is Shanghai: what an incredible video!


10 Tricks to Appear Smart During Meetings: so true.

Big Ass Solutions: makers of the Big Ass Fan. Love it!


Namez: it’s a good problem to attack, as I’m sure a huge portion of the population has difficult-to-pronounce names. However, it’s a longstanding problem that people have been working around for forever, no one would ever pay for this service, and people with hard-to-pronounce names are more likely to have thicker accents that make their recorded pronunciations hard to understand—compounding the problem.


Jeff Dean Facts: love these!

The Gunfighter: funny.

The Simpsons in CSS: holy crap, that’s slick!


Two Dollar Club: $15 for $10 worth of two dollar bills. At least the roll of quarters had some heft to it that might justify a premium. $5 to mail what would cost 44¢?! The bigger mystery to me is why someone would opt for $300/month plan (you get 100 $2 bills). Delivery by courier merits $100 over face value?

Washboard: $15/month for a $10 roll of quarters delivered automatically. One problem: the chronically lazy with more money than brains probably don’t schlep their clothes to a laundromat—they just buy new clothes.

How to Whistle With Your Fingers: need to work on this.

Harley Morenstein’s post on Vine: guy in Mentos suit falls into a Diet Coke dunk tank. Six seconds of violent reaction (followed by asphyxiation, presumably).


Unfortunate Warning Signs: funny all around.

A Rare Peek Inside Amazon’s Massive Wish-Fulfilling Machine: so amazing and inspiring.


Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 3: I knew about “Weird” Al but Chali 2na was a special treat. Hilarious as usual!


Big money, fast cars, and a Nyan Cat – this is the Gumball 3000: weird.

Vessyl: this is an amazing technology that’s solving a problem no one has. “What am I drinking?” Read the bottle or can. “How much am I drinking?” Figure out how many ounces your glass is, make a tick mark (|) after each glass, and then multiply the tick marks by the number of ounces. “How many calories am I consuming?” Same thing, but read the bottle or can for the number of calories per serving. I just saved you $99 (preorder) or $199 (later).


Shocking Google Street Views Of The Decline Of Detroit: these aren’t even worth $100.


This handmade Italian roadster is a Mini Cooper unlike any other: swoon. Holy swoon!


20 Amazing Hotels You Need To Visit Before You Die: linkbait taken. These are stunning.


Great Horror Campout: holy moly! I’d go for this except for the Tucker & Dale problem. Also, unstoppable music.


What are some interesting examples of photographs which show historical figures in unexpected places or company?: there are some real doozies in here.


Inside Heiress Huguette Clark’s California Mansion, Frozen in Time for 60 Years: no one from the family has visited in sixty-one years.

Formula 1 Pit Stops 1950 & Today: it’s a big difference.


“Do You Wanna Go To Starbucks?”: cute parody.


Oprah Interested in Buying Clippers: “The Oracle chief has had basketball courts on at least two of his yachts, said Tom Ehman, who handles America’s Cup matters for Mr. Ellison. He said Mr. Ellison liked to relax by shooting hoops on these courts, and has had someone in a powerboat following the yacht to retrieve balls that go overboard.” Whoa.


Virtual Barber Shop (Audio…use headphones, close ur eyes): speaking of binaural, here’s a decent demo.

The Ultimate Headphones Test: I did the binaural test at home alone while sitting in my favorite chair. I hadn’t read the nature of the test and seriously thought someone was in my backyard. PHEW! (Incidentally, the RBH EP2‘s are some seriously awesome in-ear headphones.)


List of common misconceptions: this is a pretty good list.


Suicides account for most gun deaths: you hear about 30,000 gun-related deaths each year and you think, “It’s the Wild West out there, man!” But 60% of those are suicides, which puts a different spin on violence in America.

Packing like a Pro: wow, this is an eye opener about what is possible in packing.

Booksellers claim to have found Shakespeare’s annotated dictionary: this one is hard to believe. 1) did he provably own a copy of that book? 2) did he write in the margins of other books he owned? 3) are the marks consistent with other margin-writers of his day (if people actually did it that long ago)? The underlining, to me, seems modern—not twentieth-century or anything but at least eighteenth. They have a book documenting their discovery and making the case, as well as original scans on their site.


How to Cut Tomatoes Like a Ninja – Cooking Hack: I don’t often need to cut that many tomatoes but I like the thinking behind it. (Just like the use of a tire to hold cut wood together.)

[UPDATE: This does not work well for English muffins, by the way.]

AMAZING !! STREET PERFORMER BATTLES NYPD COP TO STREET PERFORM: wow, what an amazing police officer. Or not.


Confetti High-Fives: this would really liven up your celebrations.


Kim Jong-un executes security minister by FLAME THROWER: bloodthirsty dictators need to get creative to stay engaged. Mortar round? Come on, that’s the province of the bored.


Fake London Underground signs: these are hilarious and look like they belong.


Airstream Sessions // Last Exit Live TV // Dry River Yacht Club // “Isabella”: can’t get enough of DRYC and this is one of my favorites.

S01E07 Miss Ping (Tumba Ping Pong Show): this was mystifying to me, until I found this video detailing how it’s done.

Dora the Explorer Movie Trailer (with Ariel Winter): I’d watch the actual movie, if it was done in this parody style.

Can You Walk on Water? (Non-Newtonian Fluid Pool): this looks like a lot of fun.