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bbrown — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 17:47:12 +0000

Loiter: these are some of the best t-shirt designs I’ve seen in awhile.

Fontabulous

bbrown — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 17:39:22 +0000

I Shot The Serif T-Shirts: font puns are great.

The (Steven) Wright Stuff

bbrown — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 16:53:08 +0000

mental_floss store: more funny word plays on a garment.

Ack!

bbrown — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 16:10:15 +0000

“It’s a Trap”: I would buy this if I wasn’t a recovering Star Wars fan. I’m not ready for a relapse.

These Are Good

bbrown — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 08:00:54 +0000

Pants Not Found: great t-shirts. I love the Eat Me and Goatse Donuts ones. I’d buy either the Star Trek or Star Wars if they weren’t on backorder.

See the Other Side

bbrown — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 21:12:27 +0000

Rick Roll T-Shirt: this is the best shirt I’ve seen in a while. If anyone wanted to buy it for my upcoming birthday, I wouldn’t mind one bit!

Sometimes Linkbait Works

bbrown — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 21:38:27 +0000

26 More Ridiculously Questionable T-Shirts: no links to buy any, but there’s some funny ones in there.

Just the Right Amount of Snark

bbrown — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 22:12:17 +0000

DespairWear: I love this one and that one and especially this one.

The Cat’s English

bbrown — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 22:03:52 +0000

No LOL cat T-shirt: those LOL cats are so demeaning to felines.

Let Your T-Shirt Do the Talking

bbrown — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 01:08:51 +0000

“Rub My Belly & Be Destroyed”: this is a common sentiment among all the pregnant women I’ve known. {via}

Rock The Shirt

bbrown — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 22:20:35 +0000

Electronic Drum Kit Shirt: $29.99 seems like a great deal for this shirt. Be sure to watch the demo. {via}

What to Wear

bbrown — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:56:57 +0000

Please Dress Me: a very-well-done and useful t-shirt search engine.

Geekdrobe

bbrown — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 18:01:38 +0000

ShirtsforCoders: these are neat.

Worth a Second Look

bbrown — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 08:04:49 +0000

Amorphia Apparel: my initial reaction was lackluster, but there’s some real good ones at second glance.

Thomas the Trainsformer

bbrown — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:13:31 +0000

Glennz Tees: they’re well done, but I really like this one. {via}

Look Closer

bbrown — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 19:58:53 +0000

Tragically Hip Polo Shirt: I like it, it’s very subtle. I know I covered this t-shirt shop before

‘Tis the Season for T-Shirts!

bbrown — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 20:47:10 +0000

Crazy Dog T-Shirts: I snorted some Mountain Dew into my nose when I saw Jesus Saves.

Roadkill: A Breath of Fresh Air

bbrown — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 23:18:56 +0000

Roadkill T-Shirts: wow, what a selection! There’s a sister site but I can’t tell if they’re the same shirts.

Caninist Propaganda

bbrown — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 13:11:37 +0000

Obey the Pure Breed: I can’t believe they don’t have bichon frises or Dalmatians! Enh, mildly amusing even still.

What We Need More of Is Science

bbrown — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 09:45:01 +0000

Science!: I like these t-shirts! {via}

Mule Food

bbrown — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 00:01:18 +0000

Feed Store: clever, simple shirts. Boy has it been a long time since I’ve linked to a t-shirt store. Bubble burst?

More Diva BS

bbrown — Sat, 18 Aug 2007 16:32:44 +0000

Personali-Tees: some funny, some truly tasteless, and some horrible.

It’s Up, Dude

bbrown — Sat, 18 Aug 2007 16:26:35 +0000

The Ryde: surf shirts, if that’s your thing.

Most Won’t Get Them

bbrown — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 14:38:32 +0000

Last Exit to Nowhere: t-shirts inspired by movies.

Spoil It For Everyone

bbrown — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 16:14:19 +0000

Spoilt: yay! Threadless is reprinting this awesome t-shirt!

Ruin It For Everyone

bbrown — Fri, 25 May 2007 06:18:15 +0000

Spoilt: boy do I hope they reprint this! {via}

Hubba Hubba

bbrown — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 02:49:50 +0000

T-Shirt Hub: enh, like a lot of other t-shirt sites.

That’s Capitalism!

bbrown — Thu, 14 Dec 2006 22:10:20 +0000

John Galt Gifts 12 Days of Xmas Sale: A SWEATSHIRT FOR $9.99?!?!? {via}

Tease Shirts

bbrown — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 04:43:22 +0000

Tees My Body: the copywriting is horrible and the backstory sounds phony (the guy who suggested it said it was his older sister’s site, uh huh), but what the hell. It’s been awhile since I linked to a t-shirt vendor. {via Jason, the “younger brother”}

Be Nice

bbrown — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 17:49:31 +0000

Pluto Replies: Pluto doesn’t like what you’ve been saying about him.

GOSUB or Don’t Go at All

bbrown — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 14:40:35 +0000

I Rock at BASIC: reminds me of my first program. *sniff* {via}

15 Minutes of Fame

bbrown — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 18:14:17 +0000

World Record for most t-shirts worn at one time: what the hell! 155 in total. {via}

Where’s the Star?

bbrown — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 14:34:33 +0000

No Star: there’s a few new designs I’ve never seen before, but this oldie never fails to crack me up.

Listless

bbrown — Wed, 20 Sep 2006 14:21:36 +0000

T-Lists: you pick a category and then enter your top 5 options for it and they make a t-shirt out of it. Ugh, that doesn’t really explain it. Go there and you’ll catch on immediately.

Half a Man Update

bbrown — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 19:42:27 +0000

Boyfriend Pillow: the store I previously linked to must have gone out of business. Never content to let things be, I have found you, dear Reader, a new source. (We’re seriously eyeing these toddler shirts. {via}

For Lefties

bbrown — Wed, 05 Jul 2006 12:26:24 +0000

Left Wing Clothes: for all you libs out there. Left on.

Buy a Donkey

bbrown — Sun, 11 Jun 2006 04:37:01 +0000

Donkey T’s: what a bunch of asses. Sorry, I couldn’t avoid that. These tees are so funky and fresh that … nah, they’re the same as everywhere else. {via Jamie’s suggestion}

In Your Face

bbrown — Mon, 29 May 2006 08:03:28 +0000

“Bad Grammar Makes Me Sic”: clever.

Need a Tee

bbrown — Mon, 29 May 2006 07:50:24 +0000

Amorphia Apparel: enh, a few good ones there.

Calling the Jerk Store

bbrown — Wed, 24 May 2006 06:25:19 +0000

Jerkass Clothing: with a name like that, expectations are pretty high. Came close.

Antix

bbrown — Tue, 16 May 2006 04:47:42 +0000

Antix Clothing: excellent t-shirts. I love the “Who’s Your Daddy” one.

Raise Funny People

bbrown — Sun, 23 Apr 2006 06:22:37 +0000

Wry Baby: wow, the second awesome t-shirt store for babies that I’ve found tonight. (A bit overpriced in my opinion.)

Nice Shirt, Baby

bbrown — Sun, 23 Apr 2006 04:25:55 +0000

Punkster: baby t-shirts. Very cool.

This One Time

bbrown — Sun, 23 Apr 2006 02:40:00 +0000

Band Nerd: t-shirts for band geeks.

Never Ever Never

bbrown — Thu, 20 Apr 2006 14:27:48 +0000

Random Ass Shirts: maybe I’m just getting older, but I just can’t see anyone ever wearing these in public. Or, rather, I don’t think people should want to wear these in public. They’re funny for a second until you think, “What if I saw one of these in the mall with my daughter or wife?” Decidedly not funny.

Just Another T-Shirt Website

bbrown — Wed, 19 Apr 2006 15:27:47 +0000

Attu-T: horribly named site, though I guess there’s only so much you can do in the t-shirt industry. The suggestion from the site’s owner indicated that “this is not just another t-shirt website” but I beg to differ, sir.

Teed Up

bbrown — Wed, 19 Apr 2006 04:27:00 +0000

That T-Shirt Site: t-shirt site. *yawn* nothing special.

He Does, You Know

bbrown — Tue, 11 Apr 2006 19:23:27 +0000

The Outfitter Shop: home of the “Fred Sucks” t-shirt.

Can’t Make It Out

bbrown — Wed, 22 Mar 2006 14:37:59 +0000

Pre-Pixelated Clothing for Reality TV Shows: I love this! This is the best idea I’ve heard in a long time.

Crazy

bbrown — Mon, 13 Mar 2006 02:53:05 +0000

T-Shirt Insanity: YAIRTSS.

Yummy

bbrown — Tue, 07 Mar 2006 19:02:40 +0000

Tastee Tees: some funny and offensive t-shirts. It’s amazing: just when I think I’ve seen them all, along comes a site with a hundred more variations on a theme.

He Waits

bbrown — Fri, 10 Feb 2006 12:23:22 +0000

Chuck Norris Facts: now on t-shirts. Seriously cool. {via}

Great Tees

bbrown — Fri, 10 Feb 2006 12:22:12 +0000

SnorgTees: best t-shirts I’ve seen in a long time. I *love* this one.

PWT

bbrown — Fri, 10 Feb 2006 12:01:28 +0000

White Trash Palace: some funny ones here plus a lot of crap.

Right tee o

bbrown — Fri, 10 Feb 2006 11:57:57 +0000

Dark Side Conservatives: this one seems especially timely.

Assemblage

bbrown — Tue, 06 Dec 2005 15:19:41 +0000

Brunetto T-shirts: not my style, but pretty funny.

Innuendo to a Tee

bbrown — Tue, 06 Dec 2005 15:09:11 +0000

Noisebot: there are some truly excellent t-shirts here. They’re campy but they’re hilarious.

Snorg?

bbrown — Thu, 01 Dec 2005 05:25:10 +0000

Snorg Tees: there’s some good t-shirts there. I like the “My Other Ride is Your Mom.”

Oh, Krud.

bbrown — Mon, 21 Nov 2005 17:15:02 +0000

Krudmart: lots of pretention here, but some gems.

Coolness Is

bbrown — Mon, 21 Nov 2005 17:05:38 +0000

Option G: these t-shirts are certainly different, but they strike me as presumptuously campy. It’s not cool to act cool.

Seriously, I’d Never Wear These

bbrown — Tue, 15 Nov 2005 14:32:01 +0000

IQ Therefore I Am: has t-shirts for investment bankers and lawyers—two real t-shirt wearing bunches, I reckon— and geeks in general, all unified by a common theme: lack of creativity as indicated by the use of Comic Sans. The horror!

T-Shirt Business

bbrown — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 06:14:05 +0000

Solo Tees: I love the shirt that reads “My real job starts at 5 pm”. I can’t imagine that that’d go over well at work, but good luck with that. {via}

T-Shirt Heaven

bbrown — Thu, 10 Nov 2005 15:44:07 +0000

One Horse Shy: ahh, some freshness in the space. Funny, well-designed t-shirts.

Free Lourdes

bbrown — Mon, 07 Nov 2005 19:32:22 +0000

Allison’s Assorted Flavors: I love the “Student Pedestrian” onesie.

Pinkos

bbrown — Sat, 29 Oct 2005 18:28:24 +0000

Those Shirts: I love the “Commies Aren’t Cool” shirts with Che Guevara on them. Oops, the rest of the shirts are lunacy. {via}

I See London

bbrown — Wed, 26 Oct 2005 14:25:24 +0000

I See France: wonderfully named site selling underbritches.

Search Themes

bbrown — Mon, 24 Oct 2005 16:03:06 +0000

Google Blogoscoped: it’s been awhile since I’ve seen a good, new t-shirt shop. I really like the “PageRank 10″ shirt.

Geek Jr.

bbrown — Mon, 03 Oct 2005 15:57:56 +0000

Baby Geek Boutique: I love these! So many are true, funny, and very true.

Seriously. Shh.

bbrown — Sat, 10 Sep 2005 03:55:03 +0000

ThinkGeek “STFU University”: I love that the Latin means “Stop Talking Now.”

That’s Snazzy

bbrown — Sat, 10 Sep 2005 03:49:28 +0000

Snazzytown: ironic t-shirts aplenty.

It is My Shirt

bbrown — Fri, 09 Sep 2005 15:48:39 +0000

That’s My Shirt: there’s some good stuff there. Plenty of exploring. Love the Under $12 category.

Sometimes Angry

bbrown — Thu, 08 Sep 2005 11:44:25 +0000

Angry Shirts: currently having a $10 shirt sale. There’s a couple of real gems there like “The Internet is a fad.” and “Infidel”.

Pirates Get a Lot of Booty

bbrown — Mon, 29 Aug 2005 07:13:21 +0000

Mr. Chips Tees: there’s some really good ones there. I like “Assassins Do It From Behind”.

Brooding

bbrown — Mon, 29 Aug 2005 06:55:42 +0000

Broodwear: another promising t-shirt shop. Two shirts at present and they’re both pretty good.

Taking Sides

bbrown — Mon, 29 Aug 2005 06:53:30 +0000

A Piece of Shirt: fledgling t-shirt shop that looks promising.

Move Along

bbrown — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 05:21:58 +0000

Login to Me: ho hum, lots of not-so-subtle innuendo and things that might have been clever if this was the first t-shirt shop I’d been exposed to.

In Your Face On Your Shirt

bbrown — Sat, 20 Aug 2005 15:05:26 +0000

Gorilla T-Shirt: wow, those are some really distasteful shirts. Sadly, I see people wearing these sorts of shirts in public all too often.

I Am Not Responsible

bbrown — Fri, 12 Aug 2005 12:41:25 +0000

“GTA Made Me Do It”: funny and topical.

Into the Nerdery

bbrown — Fri, 12 Aug 2005 07:28:23 +0000

Test Tube T-Shirts: there’s not too much there right now, but that’ll likely change if you go buy stuff. What’s there is hilarious: “Resistance is Futile” and “I find your lack of capacitance disturbing” are certainly good starts.

Who is John Galt?

bbrown — Fri, 12 Aug 2005 07:22:03 +0000

John Galt Gifts: cool Objectivist wear. This decal is easily the most obscure thing there, though “Vote No on Directive 10-289″ t-shirt is awfully close.

Truly Tasteless T-Shirts

bbrown — Tue, 09 Aug 2005 05:58:14 +0000

Sinful Shirts: here’s how I imagine this site came about. “TshirtHell.com looks like it’s doing pretty well.” “TshirtHell.com? They’re sissies. I bet people would buy even more offensive shirts.” “More offensive than TshirtHell.com? Is that possible?” “Let’s try.” And there you have it.

Buzzzzzzzz

bbrown — Thu, 04 Aug 2005 16:42:12 +0000

“Operation Needed”: ooo, me likey.

Usable Baby

bbrown — Thu, 04 Aug 2005 13:55:04 +0000

iPod My Baby: a iPod-themed onesie for your child. {via}

Too Hot

bbrown — Thu, 04 Aug 2005 05:08:23 +0000

Deez Teez: ahh, it’s been awhile since I’ve run across a really offensive t-shirt seller.

Removable Tattoos

bbrown — Tue, 02 Aug 2005 14:14:25 +0000

Wild Rose Tattoo Shirts: at $75 a pop, they may be cheaper than actually getting all those tattoos.

Funny T-Shirts

bbrown — Mon, 01 Aug 2005 04:03:20 +0000

Robot Cow: there’s some good ones in there.

Teed Off

bbrown — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 03:57:47 +0000

Non-Zero Chance: cool t-shirts, including “I’m not your damn search engine” and “I don’t like your ringtone”.

Fitchy

bbrown — Fri, 29 Jul 2005 21:28:55 +0000

Abercrombie & Fitch Tees: for men, for women. Expensive.

Running Shirts

bbrown — Fri, 29 Jul 2005 15:42:48 +0000

Team Naked Ferrets!: for all you triathletes out there—definitely not me.

Harry Potter Spoiler

bbrown — Fri, 29 Jul 2005 15:23:29 +0000

Dumbeldore Dies on Page 596: an awesome t-shirt from T-Shirt Hell. I’m still chuckling.

Faces on a Shirt

bbrown — Fri, 29 Jul 2005 14:16:01 +0000

Reckon: t-shirts with famous faces on them. My favorites are the Christopher Walken and Bill Murray ones, but I think the Buster Keaton shirt would be a nice obscure one as well.

Freak Show

bbrown — Fri, 29 Jul 2005 14:04:24 +0000

Freakshop: huge t-shirt shop with reasonable pricing.

Quel Geeky!

bbrown — Fri, 29 Jul 2005 00:42:57 +0000

Slacker.com: I <3 the “I ج Unicode” shirt. {via}

Retro-tees

bbrown — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 04:47:02 +0000

Trippin Trees: these are some great t-shirts.

T-Shirt Response Codes

bbrown — Sat, 23 Jul 2005 21:24:56 +0000

Dive into Schwag: one shirt style, but a funny one.

Humor is in the Eye of the Beholder

bbrown — Wed, 13 Jul 2005 04:09:42 +0000

CafePress Humor: lots of funny t-shirts here.

Ironic Tees

bbrown — Mon, 11 Jul 2005 03:17:05 +0000

Attitude Wear: yeah, totally in-your-face t-shirts. Uh huh, solid colors with white or black text. If you’ve seen one of these shops, you’ve seen them all.

My Dixie Wrecked

bbrown — Wed, 29 Jun 2005 04:16:50 +0000

Falooba: there’s some good shirts here. I like this one.

All the T-Shits That Are Fit to Print

bbrown — Wed, 22 Jun 2005 13:46:59 +0000

T-Shirts from The Onion: I love this one and this one. “Area Man” is funny too, but very Onion-centric.

Oh Krud.

bbrown — Tue, 21 Jun 2005 15:11:16 +0000

Krudmart: lots of neat t-shirt designs here. Nothing geeky, just quirky.